one strand at a time

Verse 1 Down in the Sunshine State where the palm trees sway, Lives a barber named Freaky with a quirky way, He’s got a little shop where the ocean meets the sky, And he’s obsessed with hair, and he’ll tell you why. Pre-Chorus With a tiki in hand and a glint in his eye, He’ll ask about your favorite, and you can’t deny, There’s magic in the air, a buzz you can’t ignore, As he sharpens his scissors, you know what’s in store. Chorus Oh, Freaky Barber, he’s got a plan, He’ll give you a buzz cut strand by strand, With tiki masks around and a crazy gleam, He’ll make your hair his wildest dream. Verse 2 SHiFT walks in, looking for a trim, But Freaky’s got a mission, it’s a little grim, One strand at a time, with meticulous care, He’s crafting a masterpiece out of every hair. Pre-Chorus With a tiki in hand and a glint in his eye, He’ll ask about your favorite, and you can’t deny, There’s magic in the air, a buzz you can’t ignore, As he sharpens his scissors, you know what’s in store. Chorus Oh, Freaky Barber, he’s got a plan, He’ll give you a buzz cut strand by strand, With tiki masks around and a crazy gleam, He’ll make your hair his wildest dream. Bridge Tikis line the walls, each with a story to tell, Freaky’s hands move slowly, casting a spell, He hums a little tune, a tiki barber’s song, As he works on your hair, the process is long. Verse 3 “Tell me your favorite tiki,” he’ll softly inquire, As the snip-snip of scissors feeds his wild desire, From morning ‘til dusk, he’s lost in a trance, Freaky’s buzz cut ritual, a bizarre dance. Pre-Chorus With a tiki in hand and a glint in his eye, He’ll ask about your favorite, and you can’t deny, There’s magic in the air, a buzz you can’t ignore, As he sharpens his scissors, you know what’s in store. Chorus Oh, Freaky Barber, he’s got a plan, He’ll give you a buzz cut strand by strand, With tiki masks around and a crazy gleam, He’ll make your hair his wildest dream. Outro So if you’re ever in Florida, looking for a style, Visit Freaky’s shop, stay a little while, One strand at a time, he’ll give you a treat, With tikis and tales, his work is complete.