Pretender’s Parade

[Intro] (guitar intro) [Verse 1] In the cubicle jungle, there's a slacker on the loose, Got me grinding my teeth, got my patience to reduce. He's a master of shirk, got my temper in knots, But I ain't gonna snap, won't connect the dots. [Verse 2] He's skipping the grind, like it's some kind of art, But I ain't falling for it, I'm too damn smart. I'll soar above, ain't playing his game, I'm the silent force, he's just so lame. [Pre-Chorus] Can't cage my stride, to the office's beat, In this paper jungle, I won't accept defe-at. [Chorus] I'm holding back, ain't gonna crack, Ain't letting this rage be my soundtrack. I'm biting my lip, gotta keep my cool, Don't let this clown play me for a fool. [Chorus] I'm holding back, ain't gonna crack, Ain't letting this rage be my soundtrack. I'm biting my lip, gotta keep my cool, Don't let this clown play me for a fool. [Guitar Solo] (guitar solo) [Verse 3] He's loungin' while I'm movin', ain't tryna be rude, But his lazy ways got the whole floor screwed. He's the king of slack, with a crown of excuse, Ain't gotta clue, man, he's just no use. [Verse 4] He's tryna look busy, but it's all just a show, Ain't foolin' nobody, we already know. He's gotta lot to say, but nothing to prove, In the office race, he just don't move. [Bridge] [Chorus] I'm holding back, ain't gonna crack, Ain't letting this rage be my soundtrack. I'm biting my lip, gotta keep my cool, Don't let this clown play me for a fool. [Verse 5] He's the jester of jobs, ain't liftin' a pen, Leaves a trail of slack, time and again. Ain't no secret, we all see the play, He's just passin' time, in his own lazy way. [Verse 6] Ain't tryna be harsh, but he's gotta learn, Can't dodge the work, gotta wait his turn. He thinks he's slick, but he's just a joke, In the end, it's his rep that's gonna choke. [Chorus] I'm holding back, ain't gonna crack, Ain't letting this rage be my soundtrack. I'm biting my lip, gotta keep my cool, Don't let this clown play me for a fool. [Outro] So I'll keep my head high, ain't lettin' him win, I'm focused on goals, while he's sippin' on sin. Ain't no stoppin' me, I'm on the rise, While he's just a slacker, in a worker's disguise. [Big Finish] [End]