Celestial Hold

[Verse] In the heart of cyberspace, where wires intertwine, Lives Vas, the tech support guy, with a cosmic design. His headset glows like a halo, his keyboard a celestial lyre, For Vas is no ordinary mortal; he’s a deity of fire. [Chorus] He answers calls from distant realms, both mortal and divine, “Hello, this is Vas,” he says, “How can I make your circuits shine?” From printer jams to existential crises, he’s seen it all, A troubleshooter extraordinaire, ready to catch your fall. [Chorus] Vas, the tech support guy, our digital guardian divine, He reboots galaxies and defrags stars, one ticket at a time. His wisdom flows through fiber optics, his patience never wanes, For he’s not just a mortal geek; he’s God Almighty in binary chains. [Verse] When the servers weep and routers groan, Vas dons his cape, He whispers incantations in Python, Java, and HTML shape. “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” he asks with grace, And lo, the cosmic mainframe awakens, ready to embrace. [Chorus] He calms the storms of lost passwords, guides lost souls through BIOS, His celestial hold music soothes the restless, the perplexed, the lost. “Your call is important to us,” he intones, as stars align, And supernovae burst forth, singing praises to Vas divine. [Chorus] Vas, the tech support guy, our digital guardian divine, He reboots galaxies and defrags stars, one ticket at a time. His wisdom flows through fiber optics, his patience never wanes, For he’s not just a mortal geek; he’s God Almighty in binary chains. [Bridge] In the cosmic call center, where nebulae hold their breath, Vas juggles cosmic queries, from black holes to printer death. He whispers secret commands to routers, coaxing them to life, And when the universe stutters, he debugs its cosmic strife. [Chorus] Vas, the tech support guy, our digital guardian divine, He reboots galaxies and defrags stars, one ticket at a time. His wisdom flows through fiber optics, his patience never wanes, For he’s not just a mortal geek; he’s God Almighty in binary chains. [Outro] So next time your Wi-Fi falters or your screen turns blue, Remember Vas, the tech support guy, who’s watching over you. He’s the cosmic troubleshooter, the deity of code and bytes, And when the universe glitches, he whispers, “Have you tried Ctrl+Alt+Del?” [Chorus] He answers calls from distant realms, both mortal and divine, “Hello, this is Vas,” he says, “How can I make your circuits shine?” From printer jams to existential crises, he’s seen it all, A troubleshooter extraordinaire, ready to catch your fall. [Drop] [Chorus] Vas, the tech support guy, our digital guardian divine, He reboots galaxies and defrags stars, one ticket at a time. His wisdom flows through fiber optics, his patience never wanes, For he’s not just a mortal geek; he’s God Almighty in binary chains. [Chorus] Vas, the tech support guy, our digital guardian divine, He reboots galaxies and defrags stars, one ticket at a time. His wisdom flows through fiber optics, his patience never wanes, For he’s not just a mortal geek; he’s God Almighty in binary chains. [Guitar Solo] [Guitar Solo] [Verse] He calms the storms of lost configs, guides lost souls through version updates, His celestial hold music soothes the restless, the perplexed, the lost. “Your call is important to us,” he intones, as stars align, And supernovae burst forth, singing praises to Vas divine.