Beer Bottles and Banjo Straps

[Verse] I woke up this mornin' in yesterday’s shoes, Two left feet and a shirt that’s booze-infused, My dog was wearin' my cowboy hat, And my truck keys? I don’t know where they’re at. [Verse 2] I found my phone floatin' in a glass of coke, Tried to call mama, but I just heard a croak, Banjo strings tangled in my hair, Guess last night's party got a little too square. [Chorus] Beer bottles and banjo straps, I can’t remember who rapped my naps, Tommy's on the porch, playin' it flat, Well, ain't we a sight like a three-legged cat. [Verse 3] There's a trail of beans from my bed to the barn, Must’ve been Bob tryin' to knit some yarn, Grandpa's in the bathtub playin' his trombone, With a rubber duck singin' "Home Sweet Home." [Verse 4] Got a tattoo of a tractor on my arm, Last night’s laugh left a lasting charm, Neighbor’s rooster wearin' my old chaps, Strummin' along with no mishaps. [Chorus] Beer bottles and banjo straps, I can’t remember who rapped my naps, Tommy's on the porch, playin' it flat, Well, ain't we a sight like a three-legged cat.