Tauren Totem Trouble

# The Tauren's Totem Trouble Verse 1: In Mulgore's fields so green and fair, A young Tauren shaman did declare, "I'll summon totems grand and true!" But little did he know what they'd do. Chorus: Oh, the totems, they ran wild and free, Causing chaos for you and me, In Thunder Bluff, they ran amok, That Tauren shaman's out of luck! Verse 2: The earth totem rumbled down the hill, Rolling past the village mill, It flattened tents and startled kodo, The shaman cried, "Oh no, no, no!" (Chorus) Verse 3: The fire totem sparked and glowed, Set ablaze a Tauren's prized woad, It danced through fields of prairie mallow, The shaman's face turned ashen-sallow. (Chorus) Verse 4: The water totem splished and splashed, Through Bloodhoof Village it then dashed, Flooded homes from roof to floor, Left puddles never seen before! (Chorus) Verse 5: The air totem whirled around, Lifted Braves clear off the ground, Chieftain Bloodhoof's headdress flew, Into the sky so wild and blue! (Chorus) Verse 6: The elders gathered, looking stern, Said, "Young one, you've a lot to learn," But then they laughed and raised a cup, "These things happen when you're growing up!" Final Chorus: Oh, the totems, they ran wild and free, Causing chaos for you and me, In Thunder Bluff, they ran amok, But that's how legends are stirred up! So raise your mug and sing along, Of Tauren totems gone all wrong, For in this world of magic true, The best of us mess up, we do!