Regretting the Pet

[verse] Woke up on a Sunday I thought it would be a Funday Turned out it was a rough day Last night was a miss When the River dog decided to piss All over the floor, stupid dog [chorus] Thinking about letting you go You violated our agreement You must be kinda slow Pure relationship is now bent Stupid dog [verse] Had my couch, now it's your chew toy My favorite shoes, you just destroy You bark at night, disrupt my sleep Should've known the price was steep [chorus] Maybe dog school's where you belong 'Cause right here, right now, it's all going wrong [chorus] Thinking about letting you go You violated our agreement You must be kinda slow Pure relationship is now bent Stupid dog Stupid dog Stupid dog You are a stupid dog