Gentleman's Delight

[Verse] At midnight when the moon is high, I toss and turn, no reason why, A twinge, a twitch, beneath my suit, A gentleman's distress in full pursuit. [Verse 2] I tried to dance the night away, With swanky moves, and hip hooray, But every step, a gentle sting, This ritzy lad, no more to swing. [Chorus] Oh, my nether region's not at ease, Pray tell, what could the reason be? I strut and fret, a dapper man, In search of comfort any way I can. [Verse 3] I asked my tailor, sharp and keen, "Is there a trick to keep things clean?" He winked and said, "Old chap, no fear, A satin touch will keep you clear." [Verse 4] I took his word and tied my tie, With fingers crossed and hopes up high, But still, a twinge, a minor plight, Oh, why must this be my tonight? [Chorus] Oh, my nether region's not at ease, Pray tell, what could the reason be? I strut and fret, a dapper man, In search of comfort any way I can.