Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein!

[Verse 1] My Lords, my ladies, hear my tale unfold, Of a knight and his valor, in the days of old, From Canterbury's roads to the jousting field, With words as my weapon, a pen as my shield. [Verse 2] Today, you find yourselves equals, For you are all equally blessed, For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure, Of introducing to you a Knight, sired by Knights. [Verse 3] I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, Praying to God, for forgiveness of Saracen blood, A man of faith, seeking mercy and grace, In the holy land, a solemn place. [Chorus] Ride on, brave knight, your tale I'll weave, In the pages of history, your mark you leave, With honor and courage, and a heart so bold, Your legend lives on, in stories retold. [Verse 4] In Italy, he saved a beauty from her Turkish fate, A fatherless girl, from a dreadful state, With bravery unmatched, he stood firm and tall, Rescuing her from the shadows' call. [Verse 5] In Greece, he spent a year in silence, whispering grace, To better understand the sound of a quiet place, A knight of wisdom, with patience profound, In the quiet, his strength and honor found. [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] And so, without further gilding the lily, And with no more ado, I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, The Protector of Italian Virginity, The Enforcer of our Lord God, The One -- The Only -- Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstine! [Music Breakdown] [Verse 3] But know, dear friends, there's more to this rhyme, For behind every knight, there’s a reason to climb, Their struggles and triumphs, not just for renown, But for love and for honor, in a world cast down. [Chorus] Ride on, brave knight, your tale I'll weave, In the pages of history, your mark you leave, With honor and courage, and a heart so bold, Your legend lives on, in stories retold. [Medieval Flutes] [Outro] So gather 'round, folks, let me tell you more, Of knights and their battles, and the hearts they adore, For I am Chaucer, with tales to impart, Of bravery and love, straight from the heart. **Image is a jousting knight**