Rinse and Romance

male vocalist,country,mellow,melodic,passionate,acoustic,rock,calm,melancholic,uplifting,country rock,sentimental,contemporary folk,bluegrass,fiddle,medley

April 14th, 2024udio

Lyrics

[spoken intro] (Male vocalist) "You know Brenda, sometimes life hands you lemons... but I just got beans!" (Female vocalist) "Oh lord, Gordie, not again..." [verse 1] Gordie singing about a dance, where he made a stance, But his guts had other plans, oh, the circumstance! (Female vocalist: "Really, Gordie?") His hand became a shield, a mighty force it wielded, "Brenda, don't you yield, come on and take the field!" [chorus] "I farted on my hand!" (Gordie: "It's a natural band!") "Come on, Brenda, ain't it grand?" (Brenda: "I'll pass, if I can.") [verse] A tale of beans and glory, each one tells a story, Gordie's quite the raconteur, but Brenda's not a fan, oh Lordy! [bridge] [spoken softly] "Gordie, why don't you try roses instead?" [whimsically] "But Brenda, where's the fun in that, my dear friend?" [chorus] "Farted on my hand" ("It's my signature brand!") "Come on, Brenda, join the band" ("No thanks, I'll stand.") [outro] [strong] "So what do you say, Brenda, will you take my hand?" [soft] "Only if it's been through the wash, you understand?" [Strong] "It's as clean as a whistle, or a brand new band!" [Soft] "Then shake it quick, before your offer's rescinded, Gordie my man!" [instrumental]