Soccer Fails

Verse 1: Woke up this morning, soccer on my mind, Put on my jersey, and laced up just in time, Hit the pitch running, but I slipped on some slime, Coach is yelling, "That's the third time!" Pre-Chorus: I’m dribbling down the field, like a cat on ice, Opponents looking at me, thinking "Ain't that nice," Tried a fancy move, now I'm paying the price, Fell flat on my face, but I'll do it twice. Chorus: Soccer fails, we're here for the laughs, Kicking the ball, and tripping on the grass, Scoring own goals, but having a blast, In soccer fails, fun always lasts. Verse 2: Teammate’s yelling "Pass!", but I’m lost in the zone, Kicked the ball so hard, it’s now in the unknown, Ref is shaking his head, fans start to moan, But my mom’s in the stands, she says I’m her own. Pre-Chorus: I’m dribbling down the field, like a cat on ice, Opponents looking at me, thinking "Ain't that nice," Tried a fancy move, now I'm paying the price, Fell flat on my face, but I'll do it twice. Chorus: Soccer fails, we're here for the laughs, Kicking the ball, and tripping on the grass, Scoring own goals, but having a blast, In soccer fails, fun always lasts. Bridge: The goalie’s doing cartwheels, the striker’s lost a shoe, Midfielder’s taking selfies, not sure what to do, Coach is pulling out his hair, the ref’s turned blue, But we’re all in this together, our team is the crew. Chorus: Soccer fails, we're here for the laughs, Kicking the ball, and tripping on the grass, Scoring own goals, but having a blast, In soccer fails, fun always lasts. Outro: So here’s to the players, who play for the cheer, For the love of the game, and an ice-cold beer, We may not be pros, but our path is clear, In soccer fails, there’s nothing to fear.