Lyrics
[Intro:]
[Ukulele plays a lively, bouncy melody]
[Verse 1:]
[All sang with british accent]
Oh, the milk in the fridge is so creamy and white,
But beware, my friend, of the sneaky midnight bite,
When the carton calls out with a tempting delight,
It's a slippery slope, and it’s just not polite.
[Chorus:]
Don't drink from the carton, oh, no, no, no,
There’s a legion of germs that you don’t want to know,
With the backwash and slobber, it’s really a show,
So grab a clean glass, and let the milk flow.
[Instrumental Break:]
[Ukulele plays a lively, bouncy melody]
[Verse 2:]
Last night my brother took a secretive sip,
Left his lips' DNA all over the tip,
And now I fear there's a bacterial trip,
Brewing inside, it's a hygiene slip.
[Chorus:]
Don't drink from the carton, oh, no, no, no,
There’s a legion of germs that you don’t want to know,
With the backwash and slobber, it’s really a show,
So grab a clean glass, and let the milk flow.
[Instrumental Break:]
[Ukulele plays another playful tune]
[Bridge:Continued]
Imagine the crumbs from a cookie or two,
Floating around like a gross milk fondue,
With a swirl of saliva, a touch of cold flu,
It's a cocktail of ick, and it’s waiting for you.
[Instrumental melody]
[Verse 3:]
Your cat might take a lap when you're not around,
Or worse, that old roommate who’s kinda unsound,
It’s a milk carton party where germs do abound,
So heed this advice, make it safe and profound.
[Chorus:]
Don't drink from the carton, oh, no, no, no,
There’s a legion of germs that you don’t want to know,
With the backwash and slobber, it’s really a show,
So grab a clean glass, and let the milk flow.
[Outro:]
So next time you’re thirsty, just give it a pass,
Reach for a tumbler, a mug, or a glass,
Keep your milk pure, don’t let hygiene lapse,
Say no to the carton, and cheers to class!
[Instrumental melody fade out]
