Why

[Chorus] Bald as a billiard ball, shiny and smooth, Hairy like a teddy bear, straight from the woods. When the bald one looks in the mirror's reflection, The hairy one thinks it's a forest, a magical connection. [Verse 1] Bald like a full moon, polished and bright, Hairy like a jungle, where creatures take flight. When the bald one puts on a winter hat, The hairy one just shakes its mane, no cold can combat. [Chorus] Bald as a billiard ball, shiny and smooth, Hairy like a teddy bear, straight from the woods. [Verse 2] Bald like a chessboard with no pieces in play, Hairy like a rug, everyone wishes to lay. When the bald one feels the wind on their skin, The hairy one cozies up in its fur, snug and within. [Chorus] Bald as a billiard ball, shiny and smooth, Hairy like a teddy bear, straight from the woods. [Verse 3] Bald like marble, cool and pristine, Hairy like a bear, winter-ready and keen. When the bald one sunbathes on the beach, The hairy one rests in the shade, fur as its speech. [Chorus] Bald as a billiard ball, shiny and smooth, Hairy like a teddy bear, straight from the woods. [Solo guitar] Chorus] Bald as a billiard ball, shiny and smooth, Hairy like a teddy bear, straight from the woods [End]