Stone Cold Heartache

[Verse] Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine, Had my coffee with the sunshine, Thought today was gonna be my day, But somethin' hit, took my breath away. [Verse 2] Felt like a freight train, runnin' wild, Didn’t know the pain could get so vile, Doubled over, I started to groan, Guess I’m sufferin' from a kidney stone. [Chorus] Oh, it's a stone cold heartache, Tears rollin' down, like a big ol' lake, I'm dancin’ like a crazy, in so much pain, Like a rodeo rider, gone insane. It’s a stone cold heartache, Feels like my back’s about to break, I’d trade my pick-up, give up my throne, Just to pass this wretched kidney stone. [Verse 3] Crawled to the truck, drivin’ slow, Got to the doc’s, gotta let him know, He sees me comin', says "There he goes, One more cowboy fightin' kidney stones." [Verse 4] Nurses laughin', givin’ me the eye, But I'm too far gone, I just can’t lie, It's a battle I didn’t plan to fight, In this hospital gown, I look a sight. [Chorus] Oh, it's a stone cold heartache, Tears rollin' down, like a big ol' lake, I'm dancin’ like a crazy, in so much pain, Like a rodeo rider, gone insane. It’s a stone cold heartache, Feels like my back’s about to break, I’d trade my pick-up, give up my throne, Just to pass this wretched kidney stone.