Calais, Oh Calais

[Verse] Calais you’re so bland Dusty streets no magic wand Just baguettes no real plan Croissants stale in your hand [Verse 2] Empty squares no life inside Gray skies nowhere to hide Nothing there no fun to find Long days they drag unwind [Chorus] Oh Calais why so plain Nothing here but bread and rain Empty days they bring me pain Calais drives me insane [Verse 3] Shops are closed no place to go Boredom’s high the vibe is low People leave say it’s so-so Stuck here slow as dough [Verse 4] Nights are quiet streets asleep No surprises not too deep Endless yawns dreams you keep Calais why you gotta be so cheap [Chorus] Oh Calais why so plain Nothing here but bread and rain Empty days they bring me pain Calais drives me insane