Beer Before Liquor

[Verse] Friday night at the honky-tonk bar, I was feelin' pretty lucky, made it this far. Started with a six-pack, cold and clear, Then someone hollered, "Hey, let's switch to the whiskey, dear!" [Verse 2] Shots went down faster than a southern train, Hit me like a tornado in a late summer rain. Stumbled out the door, stars spinnin’ 'round, My gut began a-turnin', and my head hit the ground. [Chorus] Beer before liquor, never been sicker, Sweatin' like a sinner in a Sunday pew. Beer before liquor, makes your stomach thicker, Prayin' to the porcelain, I was singin' the blues. [Verse 3] Back at home, floor was holdin' me tight, Losing last night's dinner just ain't right. Phone lights up with my buddy's own laughter, "Next time stick to beer, you'll thank me after!" [Bridge] So now I’m sittin' here, sore and sorry, Writing down a lesson from this old party. Beer before liquor, never again, Lost my keys, my pride, and now my best friend. [Guitar Solo]