Exit Quick

Spin around in my top hat, but the jig is up Suddenly it's going south, why'd I have that cup? Tapping shoes skip a beat, face a shade of blue Audience chuckling softly, as I try to construe Quick steps to avoid mishaps, but the room already knew! My grand bow turned to disaster, now the laughs ensue! Holler holler, call the chorus, oops-a-daisy, boo! Dance a jig and hold the laughter, what's a soul to do? Rip-roar riot, quite the topic, 'nother mishap true! Cheeky blunders splash the wonder, now the jig is through! Winky wonky, quite the conky, didn't find a loo! Slinky binky, pants now inky, what a hoopty-doo! Oh golly golly, what a folly, did a number two! In my trousers, at the gala, oh what to pursue? Curtains closing, faces grimace, as the crowd withdrew Comedy or tragedy, the spotlight's now a skew Dash to backstage, feeling outrage, needing clean-up crew Thus the story, no more glory, wish I could redo! Exit stage left with a dash and a prayer Quiet whispers fuel the comedic affair Embarrassment's tango, with my pride askew In this humbling ballet, oh what did I chew? [Chorus] Goodnight bright lights, my act was quite unplanned Craze and haze, in my performance, not so grand Intermission, folks all grinning, whispers fill the room My face aflush, my ego cracked, in need of a broom I sang my note, I danced my step, but filled my pants with fume [Chorus] Adieu, adieu, the stage's rough, this plight I must assume Laughing stock of every block, enveloped in this gloom Spotlight's dimmed, curtain’s called, in that woeful scene Melancholy bow, my dance now but a meme Spot a mop, grab a prop, hide my shameful stain Gave them jive, took a dive, now I ride the train [Verse 2] Try to chuckle, hide the buckle, underneath my coat Exit quick, feeling sick, on my misstep, they'll gloat