Woke Up a Crooked Man

[Verse] Well, I woke up this mornin' with this crick in my neck, Feels like a rusty bolt in a creaky old deck. Tossed and turned all night, on that lumpy bed, Now I’m walkin' round town like my head’s full of lead. [Verse 2] Coffee in my left hand, rubbin' my spine, Hobblin' through the kitchen, tryin’ to feel fine. Neighbors see me limpin’ and they stop and stare, But I just give a nod, 'cause I don’t really care. [Chorus] Oh, I slept on my neck weird, now I'm all out of whack, Feels like a train wreck, can't straighten my back. From the front porch swing to that squeaky old chair, I’ll be takin' it easy, not goin' nowhere.