Guitar Speak

[human voice imitating a guitar solo] wedlewedlewidlewidlewedle wewww. thats what the guitar says! [audience laughs, then makes weird sound] my mom always said to me, "hey billy. i am your mother." and she wasn't wrong! she was my mother. that was true, and it was a fact. my mother never lied to me because that was all she ever said. ANYWAY!! guitars. what brings me here, to speak to you in guitar speak [human voice imitates guitar] i'm a god at this. [audience goes absolutely wild] [audience laughs]