Caseoh's Big Appetite

[Verse] Well down in the valley where the haystacks grow, There’s a big ol' fella that everyone knows, Name's Caseoh, and he's quite the sight, With an appetite that lasts all night. [Verse] He heads to the diner and orders a feast, Burgers and fries, he’s a hungry beast, The waitress laughs and says, "My word, You’re the biggest eater that I've ever heard." [Chorus] Caseoh, Caseoh, how you love to eat, From sunrise to sunset, you’re never beat, With a plate in your hand and a smile so wide, You're the king of hunger, the town's pride. [Verse] At the county fair, he cleared the pie stand, A stack of plates in each mighty hand, Won the blue ribbon and a round of cheers, Everyone chants, "We'll see you next year!" [Verse] Every potluck dinner, he’s first in line, With a platter of ribs and corn on the vine, Neighbors bring extras just for his plate, Cause when Caseoh's around, you’re never late. [Chorus] Caseoh, Caseoh, how you love to eat, From sunrise to sunset, you’re never beat, With a plate in your hand and a smile so wide, You're the king of hunger, the town's pride.