Droolin' and Howlin (It's not As Funny As Meow, Meow)

(Verse 1) In the moonlight, they come alive, Those fluffy fiends, you can't deprive. With tails wagging and teeth so sharp, They'll steal your heart and leave their mark. (Chorus) Bark at the moon, howl at the night, Dogs in the darkness, they'll give you a fright. But don't you worry, they're just a tease, With a wag of their tail, they'll bring you to your knees. (Guitar Solo) (Verse 2) From Chihuahuas to Great Danes, In every size, they'll play their games. They'll lick your face and chew your shoe, But don't be fooled, they're wild, too. (Chorus) Bark at the moon, howl at the night, Dogs in the darkness, they'll give you a fright. But don't you worry, they're just a tease, With a wag of their tail, they'll bring you to your knees. (Guitar Solo) (Bridge 1) They'll chase their tails in the dead of night, Under the stars, they'll howl with delight. But when the full moon rises high, You'll see the wildness in their eye. (Verse 3) With a growl and a snarl, they'll protect their pack, But scratch behind their ears, they'll cut you some slack. In the shadows, they'll prowl and creep, But in your arms, they'll softly sleep. (Chorus) Bark at the moon, howl at the night, Dogs in the darkness, they'll give you a fright. But don't you worry, they're just a tease, With a wag of their tail, they'll bring you to your knees. (Guitar Solo) (Bridge 2) From werewolves in legends to pups on the street, Their tales are told with a rhythm, a beat. But when the night falls and the shadows loom, You'll feel their presence in the gloom. (Verse 4) So heed this warning, when the sun sets low, Keep your wits about you, don't let them go. For in the darkness, they hold the key, To raunchy, funny, scary doggy glee. (Chorus) Bark at the moon, howl at the night, Dogs in the darkness, they'll give you a fright. But don't you worry, they're just a tease, With a wag of their tail, they'll bring you to your knees. (Guitar Solo) (Bridge 3) Now as this song comes to an end, Remember your furry, four-legged friend. They'll bark and they'll bite, but love you so, In the raunchy, funny, scary doggy show. (Outro) So let's raise a toast to dogs tonight, In the moonlit glow, they'll shine so bright. With a wag of their tail and a bark so loud, They'll always be our favorite furry crowd.