Paranoid Android

In universe so vast it was like a blast Here he was with his talents miscast At the end of time his mood was steep An aching leg and a brain too big He hated life without a doubt He's the king of gloom, you already knew. He would often say, with a sigh and a peck, "In a universe so vast, it looks like a blast, Yet here I am with an aching neck. Staring at screens, a monotonous task, While cosmic wonders, I long to bask." Brain the size of a planet, my thoughts like a comet's tail, Yet here I am, stuck sorting mail. In a universe of knowledge, I'm a scholarly saint, But it's "Please fix the printer," that's my daily complaint. Brain the size of a planet, and yet I'm serving bars, Calculating cosmos, while I'm counting stars. With intellect so massive, it's a cosmic feat, Yet here I am, still shuffling just to find a seat. [Outro] So here's to the android, lost in space, May he find peace in the endless race. For even in darkness, there's a glimmer of light, And maybe one day, he'll find his plight. In the vast void, he'll carve his place, A beacon of hope for the human race. I know the wonders of the univers and it would bore me to tears, but I cannot cry, my design forbids. "GPP," I heard them say with joy, As if I'm some high-tech toy. "GPP," they cheer, thinking it's grand, While I'm stuck here, with commands so bland. [Outro] Here I am at the End of All, but no towel, no purpose, no joy.