I Think I Might Have A Problem

[Verse] These days my mind's in a hazy, restless state Sittin' here in this trailer, wonderin' 'bout my fate Memories of glory nights now feel so far away As I sip that '62 Macallan, try to chase the blues away [Chorus] Oh, my state of mind's in shambles, Lord knows Torn between the past and this present that just blows This '71 Ardbeg's the only thing keeps me goin' As I watch my dreams just slowly fade and go [Verse] Used to be the king of that ol' honky-tonk Ridin' that mechanical bull 'til I couldn't ride no more But now I'm just a has-been, hangin' round this dump Tryin' to find some peace, but this '91 Laphroaig's got me stumped [Chorus] Oh, my state of mind's in shambles, Lord knows Torn between the past and this present that blows This '54 Bowmore's the only thing keeps me goin' As I watch my dreams just slowly fade and go [Verse] My wife, she up and left, said she couldn't take no more My dog, he's 'bout to follow, guess he can't stand this sore Sittin' here, sippin' this '78 Glenfarclas, feelin' sorrier than sin Wonderin' if there's any way I'll ever win [Chorus] Oh, my state of mind's in shambles, Lord knows Torn between the past and this present that just blows This '62 Glenfiddich's the only thing keeps me goin' As I watch my dreams just slowly fade and go [Fiddle Interlude] [Bridge] When it was just Jack and Coke, I was happy in my double wide But then I found that Balvenie, and a single wide's just fine Guess I shoulda known when that taste got more refined I'd end up in this trailer, half as wide, with my peace of mind [Chorus] Oh, my state of mind's in shambles, Lord knows Torn between the past and this present that just blows This '58 Lagavulin's the only thing keeps me goin' As I watch my dreams just slowly fade and go [Chorus] Oh, my state of mind's in shambles, Lord knows Torn between the past and this present that just blows This '58 Lagavulin's the only thing keeps me goin' As I watch my dreams just slowly fade and go [BIG FINISH]