Allergic Serenade

(Yello?) [Intro] I’d like a hand-tossed, stuffed crust, pepperoni pizza, With sausage Topped with a little extra tomato sauce And in the middle, Put pineapple and spinach I hope you’re takin notes, cause this order’s not finished For ten dollars, Could you throw some salami on ‘er? Plus a lot of olives And if it’s not a bother to thaw some frozen baloney Go Soak it in tap water Then slap on spaghetti, eggs, bacon and avocado (What?) Then a flood of garlic butter From the Himalayan peaks I want the dippin sauce drip, drippin down my cheeks And I’ll need a fajita on each slice So start sautéin (We don’t have like, ninety percent of the stuff that you’re saying) Shut up Now before you add the tab And you charge it to my card You should know I have some allergies So listen very hard Keep the peanuts on the left And the skittles on the right Then some Oreos, Ground ‘em up and mix them up with sprite Then a hundred quesadillas Just stack ‘em up (This guy is insane, man!) Whisk it in a tub, with, Tina from a tin can And don’t forget to add Nice little sprinkles on top (Dear God, I’m gonna puke, please stop, What’s your deal, man?) [Chorus] Pepperoni pizza please I’d like a pepperoni pizza please But there’s done toppings that I’d like to add So just you wait, Just you wait [Female] He wants a ten pound Ham steak Sitting on a clam cake Hand grilled Jam filled Floating in a milkshake White fish Boiled in oil and make it thick But add it on last cause it spoils real quick Crush it into powder Now pickle and sauerkraut ‘er Then freeze it with cheez-it And mix it up into a chowder Made of Buffalo chicken In addition One McFlurry! (This isn’t a McDonald’s!) We’ll find one, ya better hurry Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos Taco Bell sushi burritos Served to me on platters Held by puppets wearing Pink tuxedos Nachos! Gazpachos Plop ‘em between a Couple of waffles and an Awful lot of falafel and some Beef stroganoff Will be all I need Now my order is a lock (Dude, you took so long that we closed, It’s past ten o’clock) But my heart is palpitatin' For some pizza on my fork (The only place that delivers this late is in New York) [Builld up to non existant chorus] In New York they deliver past ten In New York they deliver past ten In New York they deliver past ten In New York! (New York!) Just you wait! [Chorus] Pepperoni pizza please (Pepperoni pizza please) And a side of spicy wings for two (side of spicy wings for two) His internet’s down He couldn’t place the order on- Liiiine! Oh! [Chorus] Pepperoni pizza please (Pepperoni pizza please) and a twenty ounce Mountain Dew Will it make his heart explode? Will you take this coupon code? How soon Can it be On the road? I need this pizza for my sister’s wedding celebration! (This pizza is a godforsaken gross abomination!) But before you start to cook I’ve just got one modification! We, have allergies Me? Can’t eat dairy Wheat? I’m gluten-free Me? I’m vegan, see /And me? [Different voice] I am a tree\ There’s a million picky eaters here, So just you wait (What’s your deal, man!) Pepperoni pizza please!