Dad's Toolkit Blues

[Verse] Can't fix my dishwasher Man I'm in despair My kids took my toolkit They ain't playin' fair Wrenches and screwdrivers All gone in a rush Now my kitchen's a mess This situation's a hush No pliers No hammers Can't tighten a screw My tools are on vacation Ain't got a clue How to fix my dishwasher It's all on the brink Man I can't believe what my kids did Can't think [Verse 2] My trusty old tape measure Nowhere to be found Without it I'm lost Can't measure things around Got a leak in the pipe Faucet drippin' fast No tools to fix it This problem's gonna last This problem's gonna last [Verse 3] I'm sitting all confused Upset is just how I feel Gotta belt for my tools The holster there for my drill The unstable table Rocking in a broken manner Of course I would be able To fix it if I had my hammer My trusty old tape measure Nowhere to be found Without it I'm lost Can't measure things around Got a leak in the pipe Faucet drippin' fast No tools to fix it This problem's gonna last