Toilet Paper Love

[Verse] Toilet paper rolls my way In the bathroom every day Keepin' clean in every way It's a task I never sway [Verse 2] Some don't get this vital lifeline But to me it's so divine Soft and gentle every time On this throne I claim what's mine [Chorus] Not everyone understands Toilet paper in my hands It's a hygiene thing you see Rolls of comfort just for me [Verse 3] When I'm feelin' down and low Soft white comfort starts to flow In this stall I find my glow Toilet paper's all I know [Bridge] People laugh and people stare Guess they've never had a care But when it runs out Oh the scare That’s the moment we all share [Chorus] Not everyone understands Toilet paper in my hands It's a hygiene thing you see Rolls of comfort just for me