Epic Rap Battles of the Animal Kingdom: Star-nosed Mole vs. Naked Mole Rat

[Intro] Epic Rap Battles of the Animal Kingdom Star-nosed Mole vs. Naked Mole Rat Begin! [Verse 1: Star-nosed Mole] Runnin' through the tunnels, subterranean splendor Star-nosed touch so fine, it's finer than your blender Blitzkrieg of feelin', 25k receptors You in the dirt, man, consider me your interceptor Blind but sharp, I dig deep in the dark Eatin' up critters while you sniffin' out the park Got the nose of a star, 22 tentacles strong Your furless look is wack, like you been wronged all along [Verse 2: Naked Mole Rat] Diggin' in the dirt, call me the underground prince Naked but I'm fierce, brushin' off every wince Eusocial squad, we runnin' like a kingdom You lonely with your stars, wishin' you had my wisdom Cold-blooded killer, immune to the pain Lookin' like a worm but I’m a king in this domain Evolution left you starvin', while I’m boss in my tunnel Your whiskers might tickle, but I’ll leave you in trouble [Verse 3: Star-nosed Mole] Sensory overload, faster than you think Catchin’ prey in the dark, while your minions blink Survival of the fittest, decorated with stars You might be a mole rat, but you'll never go far Livin' like a servant, I'm a lone ranger snap Feel the earth quake with each limb when I trap [Verse 4: Naked Mole Rat] You may got a star, but I got a planet to reign Community strong, you'd fade fast in my domain Born leader path, others toil in your tunnel Mole congress rules, while you’re stuck in your bubble Killin’ it deep, in these African plains You ain't ready for this heat; I'm immune to your pains [Outro] Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of the Animal Kingdom!