Why Do I Fart So Much?

[Verse] Why oh why does it happen so Every time I eat a meal or so I can feel the pressure grow Oh why why why does it flow [Verse 2] It’s every hour every day When I laugh or when I play This gas just won’t go away Oh why why why please say [Chorus] Why do I fart so much Every time we’re out of touch No control no way to clutch Why why why it’s too much [Verse 3] Beans and cheese and spicy food All they do is change my mood Nothing ever can be good Oh why why why is it crude [Verse 4] Doctors say it’s nothing bad But it’s driving me so mad Life is great but this is sad Oh why why why makes me sad [Bridge] I’ll find a way someday To keep this gas at bay Until then what can I say Oh why why why do they play