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[Guitar riff intro]
(Verse 1)
I'm a data analyst, I crunch numbers all day,
Writing sequel queries in my special nerdy way.
I join all the tables, make relationships tight,
With SELECT, INSERT, UPDATE, I do it just right.
(Chorus)
Oh, I'm livin' in a world of rows and columns, can't you see,
Where NULLs and constraints are everything to me.
From PRIMARY KEY to FOREIGN, I make data sing,
In this database kingdom, I am the sequel queen.
[Break for Guitar riff]
(Verse 2)
I filter with WHERE, and GROUP BY is my jam,
Aggregating data like nobody else can.
With COUNT, SUM, Average, and MAX in my sight,
I roll up the results, it’s a beautiful sight.
(Chorus)
Oh, I'm livin' in a world of rows and columns, can't you see,
Where NULLs and constraints are everything to me.
From PRIMARY KEY to FOREIGN, I make data sing,
In this database kingdom, I am the sequel queen.
[Breakdown]
(Bridge)
Indexes make it speedy, C. T. E.s keep it clean,
With window functions, I’m livin' the dream.
Subqueries and joins, both INNER and OUTER,
My data flows smoothly, like butter on chowder.
(Verse 3)
I troubleshoot errors with a detective's keen eye,
Debugging my scripts until pigs learn to fly.
With my trusty sequel, I make the data flow,
In this realm of databases, I’m the star of the show.
[Breakdown]
(Chorus)
Oh, I'm livin' in a world of rows and columns, can't you see,
Where NULLs and constraints are everything to me.
From PRIMARY KEY to FOREIGN, I make data sing,
In this database kingdom, I am the sequel
queen.
(Outro)
So here's to all the analysts, with their sequel flair,
May your queries be swift, and your tables never bare.
With data as our playground, let’s dance and let’s swing,
For in the world of sequel, we all wear the crown of queens.
[Breakdown]
[End]
