The Bald Spot Blues

[Verse] Went to the doctor, feeling kinda fine Just a regular check-up, just passing the time He looked at my head, started scratching his chin Said, "Son, we got a problem, let me fill you in" Said, "You got a bald spot, right there on your crown But don't you worry, it's just hair falling down It's a sign of wisdom, it's a mark of age But it ain't gonna stop you from hittin' that stage" [Verse 2] Well, I looked in the mirror, saw the truth in my face Looks like I'm joining the ranks of the balding race I went from rockin' locks to a shiny dome But I ain't gonna let it bring me down, no, no, no [Chorus] Oh, that bald spot's just a solar panel for a love machine Keeps my heart runnin' and my smile serene It's the new style, folks, the latest trend Guess it's time to shine, from beginning to end [Verse 3] So I bought a hat, but just for sunny days Most the time I let that bald spot blaze It's my badge of honor, my shining crown Even got my buddies in town talkin' 'round [Chorus] Oh, that bald spot's just a solar panel for a love machine Keeps my heart runnin' and my smile serene It's the new style, folks, the latest trend Guess it's time to shine, from beginning to end [Bridge] They say every bald spot's got its silver line Like a full moon rising, it's my time to shine I'll strut my stuff, let the whole world see This shiny spot's just part of me [Outro] So if you see me comin', don't cover your grin It's just a little less hair for the wind I'm livin' proof, every day, every spot That less can be more, believe it or not [End] We laugh and joke, but at the end of the day It's all about living in the happiest way So here's to the bald, the brave, and the bold May your stories of shine forever be told [Final Chorus, outro with guitar solo] Oh, that bald spot's just a solar panel for a love machine. Keeps my heart runnin' and my smile serene. It's the new style, folks, the latest trend, Guess it's time to shine, from beginning to end.