The clown

Verse 1 Woke up this morning, my hair’s a mess, Looked in the mirror, can’t believe how I’m dressed. Socks don’t match, shirt’s inside out, Why’s there a banana in my pocket? No doubt! Tripped on the cat, fell on my face, Poured orange juice in the cereal place. Life’s a comedy, and I’m the star, Got toothpaste on my shirt, can’t find my car. Chorus Life’s a circus, and I’m the clown, Spillin’ my coffee, always fallin’ down. If you need a laugh, just follow me, I’m the walking definition of calamity! [Saxophone solo] [Saxophone solo] [Saxophone solo Verse 2 Went to the office, late as can be, Wore two different shoes, can’t you see? Boss shook his head, said “What a sight,” Stapled my tie, now I’m stuck for the night. Lunch break came, thought I’d unwind, Sat on my sandwich, that’s just my kind. Phone starts ringin’, it’s upside down, Talkin’ to a sandwich, I’m the toast of the town. Chorus Life’s a circus, and I’m the clown, Spillin’ my coffee, always fallin’ down. If you need a laugh, just follow me, I’m the walking definition of calamity! Bridge I’m the king of faux pas, the master of goofs, Tripped on the rug, now I’m through the roof. But hey, it’s a blast, being this way, Every day’s an adventure in a silly display. Verse 3 Went on a date, tryin' to impress, Spilled spaghetti all over my dress. Knocked over the candles, set the menu on fire, Date said, “I’m leaving,” I said, “Liar, liar!” Tried to play it cool, told a joke, Choked on the punchline, started to choke. She laughed so hard, she gave me a kiss, Guess being a klutz has its perks like this! Chorus Life’s a circus, and I’m the clown, Spillin’ my coffee, always fallin’ down. If you need a laugh, just follow me, I’m the walking definition of calamity! Outro So if you’re feelin’ low, need a pick-me-up, Just watch me live, I’m a comedy cup. With my mismatched shoes and my silly grin, Life’s a hoot, let the fun begin!