Martian Solitude

One-way trip to Mars. Humans up in space, leave behind their place, with stars in their eyes, oh why Comedy of Mars, Elon's luxury cars Can't hear laughter there. Silent in the air, alone up in the stars, oh why Suit up for a ride, Red planet on the side But water's what you'll miss, no ocean, can't dismiss The Earthly joys you shun. For Mars there's no sun fun Mars ain't got no pizza joints, no bars, no midnight haunts Just dust and rocks, and little bots, that's all that Elon flaunts [Laughter and applause] Trading trees for tech and breeze, we're on a cosmic quest But when we land, ain't no marching band, just a vacuum for a guest And we'll say, 'Hey Siri, find me a friend.' And she'll say, 'Sorry, connection's at an end.' [Laughter] There's no birds, no bees, no flowers, no trees