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[Verse 1]
Stumbled in the bar with a swagger in my step,
Saw a pretty face, my mind's a drunken wreck.
Called myself Miss Piggy, thought I was slick,
But she wasn't havin' it, my act wasn't a hit.
[Pre-Chorus]
Here I go again, my antics a mess,
Hoping for a smile, getting distress.
She turns around with a look so deadly,
I'm about to learn what it means to tread heavily.
[Chorus]
Oh no, kicked in the nuts,
On the floor, feelin' like a putz.
Miss Piggy's gone rogue, my night’s a bust, (oink oink)
All because my charms were a little too robust.
[Verse 2]
Round two, tried again, with a slur in my speech,
“Hello, Im Miss Piggy,” (oink oink) but she’s outta reach.
My persistence a flaw, I followed her around,
Ended up a spectacle, a clown in a meltdown.
[Bridge]
Hey there Im Miss Piggy,(oink oink) can’t you see?
In this dive, we’re all a bit loony.
Took one to the jewels, now I'm down,
Learned the hard way, what goes around comes around.
[Verse 3]
Barkeep's laughin', patrons point and stare,
I'm the joke of the night, lost in despair.
But it’s a lesson learned, in the hardest way,
Next drink’s on me, but no more games to play.
[Pre-Chorus]
There I went again, my antics a mess,
Hoped for a smile, got distress.
She turned around with a look so deadly,
I had just learned what it meant to tread heavily.
[Chorus]
Oh no, kicked in the nuts,
On the floor, feelin' like a putz.
Miss Piggy's gone rogue, my night’s a bust, (oink oink)
All because my charms were a little too robust.
[Bridge]
Whiskey courage, beer goggles on tight,
In the spotlight, not a hero but a sight.
Lesson learned with every wince and tear,
Next round's on caution, I'll stick to the beer.
[Outro]
So next time I'll think before I leap,
Keep my intros in check, my dignity to keep.
No more Miss Piggy, no more pain,
Stick to the drinks, and stay in my lane.
(oink oink)
[End]
[Bridge]
Hey there Im Miss Piggy,(oink oink) can’t you see?
In this dive, we’re all a bit loony.
Took one to the jewels, now I'm down,
Learned the hard way, what goes around comes around.
[Verse 3]
Barkeep's laughin', patrons point and stare,
I'm the joke of the night, lost in despair.
But it’s a lesson learned, in the hardest way,
Next drink’s on me, but no more games to play.
[Pre-Chorus]
There I went again, my antics a mess,
Hoped for a smile, got distress.
She turned around with a look so deadly,
I had just learned what it meant to tread heavily.
[Chorus]
Oh no, kicked in the nuts,
On the floor, feelin' like a putz.
Miss Piggy's gone rogue, my night’s a bust, (oink oink)
All because my charms were a little too robust.
[Bridge]
Whiskey courage, beer goggles on tight,
In the spotlight, not a hero but a sight.
Lesson learned with every wince and tear,
Next round's on caution, I'll stick to the beer.
[Outro]
So next time I'll think before I leap,
Keep my intros in check, my dignity to keep.
No more Miss Piggy, no more pain,
Stick to the drinks, and stay in my lane.
(oink oink)
[End]
[Bridge]
Whiskey courage, beer goggles on tight,
In the spotlight, not a hero but a sight.
Lesson learned with every wince and tear,
Next round's on caution, I'll stick to the beer.
[Outro]
So next time I'll think before I leap,
Keep my intros in check, my dignity to keep.
No more Miss Piggy, no more pain,
Stick to the drinks, and stay in my lane.
(oink oink)
[End]
