A Break From The Kids

[verse 1] The kids are in Scotland They're all at their dads Back here it's like heaven It's tidy at last [verse 2] No plates on the carpet No cups on the sill They're where they belong In the kitchen It's brill [verse 3] I can listen to Meat Loaf At mega deaf sound' Without my kids shouting Mum turn that crap down! [bridge] Go out when I like No deadline to miss Come back when I want to Pure freedom It's bliss [hook] Come Friday they're back They pile through the door Kick off their shoes Throw their coats on the floor [verse 4] They're all very hungry And feed them I must I don't really want to Well I want to it's just... [outro] There'll be plates on the carpet! There'll be cups on the sill! And Meat Loaf turned down really low! What a thrill [end]