Barely Hangin' On

[Verse 1] Billy's the I.T. guy, or so he thinks he is, But every time he touches a keyboard, there's a fizz. He's got a degree in I.T., or so he boasts, But when it comes to fixing computers, he's the one who needs the most. [Chorus] Oh, Billy, Billy, what have you done? You're the I.T. guy, but you can't fix a single one. With a click and a clack, and a spark that flies, Billy's I.T. skills are just a pack of lies. [Verse 2] He'll fumble with the cables and mess with the RAM, But the result is always the same, a computer in a jam. He'll reboot and restart, hoping for the best, But his troubleshooting skills leave us all unimpressed. [Chorus] Oh, Billy, Billy, what have you done? You're the I.T. guy, but you can't fix a single one. With a click and a clack, and a spark that flies, Billy's I.T. skills are just a pack of lies. [Bridge] The office is in chaos, the servers are down, And Billy's scratching his head with a permanent frown. He promised us solutions, but all we got were sighs, Billy's I.T. career is waving goodbye. [Chorus] Oh, Billy, Billy, what have you done? You're the I.T. guy, but you can't fix a single one. With a click and a clack, and a spark that flies, Billy's I.T. skills are just a pack of lies. [Outro] So here's to Billy, the worst I.T. guy around, May he find a new career where computers can't be found. But until then, we'll just have to survive, With Billy's I.T. skills, we'll never thrive.