Twofold Treasure

Buy one now, the price is right Second's free, just hold on tight To this offer, oh so rare A throwback deal, with style and flair [Chorus] Just one purchase, get another free Plus a rock to keep you company It's the best deal you'll find of the year Buy one stick, and the next one's on us And with each duo, we toss in a rock just for cheer It's the finest bargain, no need to discuss [Spoken Announcer Break] Step right up for twofold toting Sticks for all of your promoting Double up, can't you see it's a steal Sign on the line, it’s quite the appeal Hold one high, and the other right here Our sticks n' stones, they'll bring you good cheer [Spoken with pulsing bass in the background] Hurry, hurry, don't delay! Get your sticks, two for the price of one today