The Pimp's Trial

[Verse] In the land of fair maidens and knights so bold Where the leaves whisper tales of the ancient old Was a man with a mustache twisted and curled A master of trade in the underworld [Verse 2] Golden chains and a hat so fine Playing cards and sippin' the wine With a gaze that could freeze the steely knight He danced through shadows in the dead of night [Chorus] Oh The high court came to call In the castle's shadowy hall With a gavel of doom They connive 'Twas the end of the pimp's grand jive [Verse 3] Damsels in distress Or so they claimed Their freedom was darkly stained With coins of silver They'd bought their way But the price was high they had to pay [Bridge] Horns blare as the judgment descends Iron chains and a fate that bends From velvet cushions to a prison bed The kingdom turned its weary head [Verse 4] His eyes They gleamed with a knowing light That neither gold nor sorrow'd fright Could shatter the kingdom he once did roam Now behind bars It'd a different tone