Mirror Man

[Verse] He's got a mirror in his hall One in the bathroom oh so tall In his bedroom on the wall Mirror man can't see them all [Verse 2] In his kitchen by the stove In the garage where engines rove Even spots where he can't go Reflecting life in an endless show [Chorus] Mirror man mirror man Collecting mirrors cause he can Every room every space Loves to see his smiling face [Verse 3] On his shoes and on his hat In his car with all his mats Always checking out his stats Mirror man and his cool cat [Verse 4] At the market buying more At the mall another score Sometimes finds them at the shore Gleaming mirrors he adores [Bridge] He can catch the morning light Shines it back so bright at night Splits his world to left and right With each mirror in his sight