Cabbage and Beans

[Verse] Cabbage and beans for lunch today Can’t help this bloated chase Feel like a balloon gonna burst Oh man what a crazy place [Verse 2] Sitting here in my office chair Air's thick and it ain't fair Trying hard to hold it back But these foods don't care [Chorus] Oh no cabbage and beans Got me feeling so obscene Too much gas breaking free Why did I choose to eat these greens [Verse 3] Yesterday had spicy fries Now veggies give my stomach sighs Can't make excuses anymore Got to change my food supply [Verse 4] Colleagues giving me the eye Try to wave the smell goodbye Wishing for some sweet relief Before my lunch becomes my lie [Chorus] Oh no cabbage and beans Got me feeling so obscene Too much gas breaking free Why did I choose to eat these greens