Flaccid Melodies

(Verse 1) I woke up this morning with a feeling That something was just not right Tried to get in the mood but I'm reeling 'Cause my love gun's out of sight (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Verse 2) I used to rock the stage under the lights Now I'm struggling just to stand Every time I try to play my guitar It feels like it's out of my hand (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Bridge) Doctor, doctor, can you give me a pill To make my mojo rise again I miss the thrill of performing on stage Now it's all gone down the drain (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Outro) I'll keep on strumming, hoping for a change Maybe one day I'll find my groove But until then, I'll just sing my pain With these flaccid melodies I'll move (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Verse) I used to rock the stage under the lights Now I'm struggling just to stand Every time I try to play my guitar It feels like it's out of my hand (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Bridge) Doctor, doctor, can you give me a pill To make my mojo rise again I miss the thrill of performing on stage Now it's all gone down the drain (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Outro) I'll keep on strumming, hoping for a change Maybe one day I'll find my groove But until then, I'll just sing my pain With these flaccid melodies I'll move (Verse 3) Lookin' back to the days, I was on fire Crowds would scream my name, fueled my desire Now I'm searchin' for that fighter within To reignite the spark, to play and to win (Chorus) (Chorus) Flaccid heartbeats, can't rise to the occasion My thoughts are racing, stuck in this situation I'm searching for a cure, a way to find salvation From these flaccid heartbeats, causing me this agitation And find the strength within myself to find true satisfaction. (Chorus) Oh, flaccid melodies in my head Can't get it up, my spirit's dead Erectile dysfunction's got a hold on me Oh, flaccid melodies, what will I be? (Outro) I'll keep on strumming, hoping for a change Maybe one day I'll find my groove But until then, I'll just sing my pain With these flaccid melodies I'll move