Saga of Thundertoe

Hear ye, gather 'round, as the minstrels play, The tale of Norman Thundertoe, on this fateful day. In a land of legends, where brave souls dare, Stands a gnome, a warrior, beyond compare. From humble beginnings to the dragon's den, Our saga begins, let the tale now spin. [Verse] In the depths of the cavern, shadows entwined, Norman Thundertoe faces his fears, His comrades fallen, his resolve defined, Against the dragon, he stands, axe in hand. [Chorus] Norman, small but fierce, a giant in spirit, Charging through the flames, his courage alit. Norman, with a roar, the dragon's fire met, With heart of a lion, his axe never quit. [Verse] The dragon’s breath, a blaze of cruel heat, Yet not a step back did our hero retreat. Through smoke and fire, a battle so steep, With every swing, his legend did leap. [Bridge] Alone in the fight, his friends struck down, A hero in heart, the smallest renown. With a battle cry that shook the ground, His axe swung high, destiny bound. [Chorus] Norman, small but fierce, a giant in spirit, Charging through the flames, his courage alit. Norman, with a roar, the dragon's fire met, With heart of a lion, his axe never quit. [Verse] The clash of might, a titan's duel, Norman’s axe struck, in defiance so cruel. And as the beast wailed, its tyranny through, A strike to the skull, the dragon he slew. Now sing of the gnome who the dragon fell, Norman Thundertoe, whose stories we’ll tell. In taverns and halls, his legend does dwell, The hero who conquered, the brave who excelled.