Billion Dollar Flop

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Humane’s on fire, but not the good kind Their AI Pin’s a flop, sales way behind Reviews were scathing, a techie’s worst sin But they’re still asking a billion to win [Verse 2] HP’s a maybe, a potential buyer But Palm’s dusty fate might set their desire on fire A billion-dollar gamble, a future unclear Will Humane’s gamble ignite or disappear? [Pre-Chorus] They blame the critics, say they lack the cheer Ignoring the warnings, the overheating fear [Chorus] Humane’s AI Pin, a million dollar dream Fueled by denial, it’s not what it seems Overheated promises, a battery life scheme Burning bridges, while chasing a tech world scream [Verse 3] Chaudhri and Bongiorno, with dreams in their eyes Sought tech world revolution, a future that flies But optimism’s not magic, it can’t mask the real A faulty product’s burden, a deal that won’t heal [Verse 4] So here’s to the future, a cautionary tale Of ignoring the warnings, and chasing the grail A billion-dollar price tag, a tarnished esteem Humane’s AI Pin, a million-dollar dream [Pre-Chorus] Ice packs for cooling, a metaphor apt Hiding the flaws with a positivity trap [Chorus] Humane’s AI Pin, a million dollar dream Fueled by denial, it’s not what it seems Overheated promises, a battery life scheme Burning bridges, while chasing a tech world scream [Bridge] Ten thousand orders, a far cry from their goal Employee warnings ignored, taking their toll Can a billion-dollar dream be brought back to life? Or is Humane destined for tech graveyard strife? [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] Humane’s AI Pin, a million dollar dream Fueled by denial, it’s not what it seems Overheated promises, a battery life scheme Burning bridges, while chasing a tech world scream [Outro] The future’s uncertain, the tech world’s unforgiving Can Humane rise from the ashes, or keep on living In a world of denial, a billion-dollar quest For an AI Pin that simply can’t stand the test [Instrumental Outro] [End] [Outro] The future’s uncertain, the tech world’s unforgiving Can Humane rise from the ashes, or keep on living In a world of denial, a billion-dollar quest For an AI Pin that simply can’t stand the test [Instrumental Outro] [End]