Lyrics
[spoken Verse]
Its Monday, and I swear I’m gonna start it,
But my neighbor baked a cake, they had to invite me.
They said it’s for a holiday, Saint Belford’s Day
But who am I to question, I couldn’t run away.
[spoken Verse 2]
Tuesday and I brought my lunch all healthy and so neat,
But the boss brought in some doughnuts, and I just had to eat.
I told myself one bite won’t hurt, but somehow ate them all,
I’ll just start fresh tomorrow, this slip-up’s really small.
[spoken Verse 3]
Wednesday, Went out to dinner where I planned to stick to greens,
But my wife brought me nachos, and I couldn’t cause a scene.
I’ll have a salad next time, with dressing on the side,
But tonight it’s all about these fries, I’ll let it slide.
[hook]
[Verse 4]
Thursdays At home, I watch some TV
It’s a special marathon, I’ve gotta take some chocolate chips
It’s a once-a-year event, I tell myself it’s true,
So I’ll enjoy my popcorn, and start my diet anew.
[Verse 5]
Friday with a gym membership, my resolve is really strong,
But somehow ended up at home, where all the snacks belong.
I needed just one day to rest, recover my strength,
Tomorrow I’ll be on track, no matter what the length.
[Verse 6]
I know I’ve made excuses, I know I’ve had my fill,
But Saturday’s pizza, oh boy, it really fit the bill.
With every bite I take, I promise to atone,
Tomorrow is the day, I’ll let my will be shown.
[Verse 7]
So here I stand before you, with crumbs upon my shirt,
Sunday’s Family Lunch, I’ve flirted with dessert.
I’m really serious now, just watch me as I go,
Cause I’m so determined that the diet starts tomorrow.
[outro]
[chorus]
Oh, now I’m serious, watch me as I go
Cause my diet, oh my diet,
My diet starts tomorrow
[hook]
[outro]
[chorus]
Oh, now I’m serious, watch me as I go
Cause my diet, oh my diet,
My diet starts tomorrow
[outro]
