Rifle Serenade

This is a song about a sad, desperate woman And the hot young stud she just couldn’t resist I nailed John’s mother, her name is Laverne. I filled her box up with my sperm. I got her pregnant with my massive load. When she had John, I hit the road. Before I left I grabbed his sister I threw her fat ass Into my trunk We got to a rest stop I did her so good Up her ass That she proposed to me Instead of marriage I gave her to Leroy He is a pimp On the streets of Detroit She made me money I saved it up And bought my own copy Of the dark tower game As a reward I got some canned dogfood Poured it on my crotch And let her eat I shaved her head Took her out back Grabbed my assault rifle And lit her up