The Princess and the Clog

(Verse 1) In a castle by the sunrise, with the towers oh so tall, A princess found her morning peace suddenly appall. With a flush and a gurgle, oh, the waters wouldn't flow, A royal predicament, a clog below! (Chorus) Oh, fetch the storybook creatures, the ones with tales so bold, We need a crafty plunger made from fairy bones of old. With a flutter and a whistle, come assemble at my call, Together we’ll conquer, together unclog this stall! (Verse 2) From the pages of her storybooks, they came with eager pace, The raccoon with clever paws, a smile upon his face. The wise old owl perched high, his eyes sparkling with wit, And fairies donating bones, each piece a perfect fit. (Chorus) Oh, fetch the storybook creatures, the ones with tales so bold, We need a crafty plunger made from fairy bones of old. With a flutter and a whistle, come assemble at my call, Together we’ll conquer, together unclog this stall! (Bridge) With a handle made of willow, and a cup of sturdy leaf, They crafted her a plunger, to bring about relief. With a push and with a pull, the waters danced and swayed, And down the drain, the trouble flowed, the clog was well outweighed. With a push and with a pull, the waters danced and swayed, And down the drain, the trouble flowed, the clog was well outweighed. (Verse 3) The princess cheered, her heart so light, her throne restored to grace, With a bow and many thanks, each creature took their place. Back into the stories, where their legends are foretold, Leaving behind the magic, and a tale that’s bold. (Chorus) Oh, fetch the storybook creatures, the ones with tales so bold, We need a crafty plunger made from fairy bones of old. With a flutter and a whistle, come assemble at my call, Together we’ll conquer, together unclog this stall! (Outro) So remember dear princess, when you’re in a bind so tight, The magic’s in your storybook, to set all things right. With friends of feather and fur, and fairy bones so cold, There’s nothing you can't tackle, no story left untold.