The Bungled Bárbaros Heist

[Verse] In Rio's bustling heartland, by a palace made of glass, A slick-talking Brazilian had a scheme he thought so fast, To rob the biggest bank in town, the crew was all in line, But fate had drawn a different card, this heist was out of time. [Verse 2] They mapped it out meticulously, the vault of golden dreams, Each man a cog in the machine, or so the captain deems, Yet luck was not on their side, disaster's veil was sheer, As everything went south, my friend, catastrophe was near. [Chorus] Oh, Carnaval, it laughs at us, with samba in the night, When thieves become the clowns they chase, under the city lights, The bank remains a fortress and the dream dissolves in tears, For every clever plan we make, fate's mischief reappears. [Verse 3] The getaway car was set to go, a soaring speedy ride, But fate's cruel hand had slashed the tires, and nowhere they could hide, With sirens screaming in the air, the crew knew they were done, Their daring plot unraveling, nowhere left to run. [Verse 4] The first to fall was slick Jorge, caught by the guard's keen eye, Then Paulo tripped the silent alarm, and panic shrieked a cry, One by one they tumbled down, a comedy of crooks, The bank stood tall, unshaken still, a fortified rebuke. [Chorus] Oh, Carnaval, it laughs at us, with samba in the night, When thieves become the clowns they chase, under the city lights, The bank remains a fortress and the dream dissolves in tears, For every clever plan we make, fate's mischief reappears.