Beer Hopper Cat

[instrumental intro] In a tavern down the road by the bay, There's a cat named Kaladin, causing dismay. With a flick of his tail and a mischievous grin, He'd interrupt the drinkers as they sipped on their gin. [small instrumental riff] Chorus: Oh, Kaladin the cat, with fur so fine, He'd jump on the table, disrupting our wine. But we love him still, despite his play, In this Irish tavern, he's here to stay. One night, as the music began to play, Kaladin leaped up, wanting to join the fray. He danced on the bar, causing quite a scene, Spilling pints of ale, turning faces green. [Tin whistle solo] Chorus: Oh, Kaladin the cat, with eyes so bright, He'd meow and he'd purr, in the dim candlelight. Though he's a nuisance, we can't help but smile, As he prances around in true feline style. Another time, with a mug in his paw, Kaladin tried to drink, breaking the law. He lapped up the beer, with a look of delight, Sending the patrons into fits of laughter that night. [instrumental riff] Chorus: Oh, Kaladin the cat, so full of cheer, In this Irish pub, he's the star of the year. He may be a pest, but we'll raise a toast, To our furry friend, we love the most. So if you find yourself in that tavern so dear, Look out for Kaladin, have no fear. For though he may disrupt your night of cheer, He's part of the family, always welcome here. [instrumental riff] Chorus: Oh, Kaladin the cat, with whiskers so grand, He's the heart of the pub, in this magical land. So let's sing and let's laugh, with Kaladin near, In this Irish drinking song, he's the one we hold dear. [outro]