Feline Sovereignty

Meow, meow, vivid paws, they hold the scepters tight Got nine lives but one plan, world's within their sight Feathery wands and box thrones, the kitty empire's vast In every corner, every nook, cat rule forever lasts Pushing pens off desks, showing humans who's boss With every purr and graceful jump, they prove who runs the show They watch us from their windowsill, judging with a glance But drop a laser, point a beam, they'll seize the chance to dance Intellect in whiskered guise, they're plotting with a purr A kingdom dressed in furs and claws, meow's the word to stir Yo, it's the feline force, in their fur coat wraps, Hacking up hairballs, setting world maps. Tables and laptops, their kingdom they claim, With each 'meow', they enter the hall of fame. [Verse 2] Leaping on keyboards, they compose their own beat, A scratch post for a throne, now that's pretty neat. They're the silent rulers, with a sly, smug face, In a cardboard box castle, they're winning the space race. In their domain (it's insane) all the toys, they have stockpiled Guarding secrets, jumping feats, in catnip dreams beguiled With every twitch of velvet tail, commands are softly given To human servants loyal, for their affection they have striven [Chorus] Cats in command, with a soft pawed stand In the alleys, in the homes, across the land They orchestrate with meows and purrs, a fluffy band All hail the cats, the rule they've planned