尼馬獲准豁免操練

Cantonese, male, football

March 24th, 2024suno

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巴黎聖曰耳門發表聲明,指尼馬獲准豁免操練,將在日內赴轉會球會體檢,料以破世界轉會費紀錄22.2億歐元(約205.5億港元)轉戰其他聯賽。尼馬在加泰羅尼亞市機場接受了法國Nineup報獨家專訪,透露無法上位成為一哥,是他決定離開球會的主因。 「巴黎有一名老大哥,他決定球會用那個領隊、購入那些球員、踢甚麼陣式和那位球員正選,我們總活在陰影之下。」沒有指名道姓,尼馬卻娓娓道出有人這些年來幾乎主宰了球會所有決策。 尼馬回憶上月與老大哥的對話:「記得上個月跟他在酒吧聊天,談起球會來季目標,我預告自己今年將會大爆發,為球會重奪聯賽和歐聯。」 「老大哥沒有回應,望著酒杯問我:『你知道英文字母的順序嗎?』我說當然知道,然後他就說:『N永遠排在M後面,這是定律,即使你成功,亦是在我的允許之下。』」 「瞬間我明白了他意思了,他要永遠當球會的老大哥。於是我不忿地回應了一句:『那麼C排在M的前面又代表甚麼呢?』他馬上就黑面了,自此我們就沒有再說過話。」 這時助手催促上機,尼馬最後向記者道:「我要起程往巴黎了,你還有甚麼問題嗎?」 記者:「沒有了,剛好口袋有一包M&M朱古力,送給你上機吃吧。」 尼馬接過朱古力後苦笑:「看吧,連朱古力也是只有M沒有N,他媽的。」

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