Crab Man

Verse 1 In a quiet town by the shore, Lives a man who’s known for something more, He walks sideways down the street, Waving claws at everyone he meets. Chorus Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab, Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has, With a shell of armor and a sideways stride, He’s living life with the ocean’s tide. Verse 2 Shopping at the grocery store, He knocks things over, can’t find the door, Counting coins with his pincers tight, Everyday tasks are quite a sight. Chorus Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab, Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has, With a shell of armor and a sideways stride, He’s living life with the ocean’s tide. Verse 3 Driving a car is quite a feat, With claws on the wheel and sideways feet, Parking straight is a challenge too, But he’s got a special crabby view. Chorus Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab, Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has, With a shell of armor and a sideways stride, He’s living life with the ocean’s tide. Bridge He sings a song of the deep blue sea, Where he feels he truly ought to be, But until he finds his salty home, In this little town, he’ll roam. Verse 4 Typing emails with pincers click, Finding keys can be quite a trick, At the office, he’s a quirky sight, But his reports are always right. Chorus Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab, Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has, With a shell of armor and a sideways stride, He’s living life with the ocean’s tide. Verse 5 Dressing up is hard to do, Shirts and pants just won’t stay true, But he ties his tie with careful grace, Wears his shell with a smile on his face. Chorus Oh, he’s the man who thinks he’s a crab, Much to the confusion of the neighbors he has, With a shell of armor and a sideways stride, He’s living life with the ocean’s tide. Outro One day he might find his sea, But for now, he’s as happy as can be, In a world that’s turned a bit sideways, He finds joy in his crabby ways. and a sideways stride, He’s living life with the ocean’s tide. Outro One day he might find his sea, But for now, he’s as happy as can be, In a world that’s turned a bit sideways, He finds joy in his crabby ways.