Thirteen Troubles

In the Beano town (the town), where pranks just land Dennis's feeling things he can't understand With Minnie the Minx, her grin so grand Oh now, oh now, watch as hearts expand Roger's schemin', feelin' green Cooks up mischief, unseen, so keen Mischief in the air, with a beat so sharp (so sharp) A thirteenth candle blown out in the dark (in the dark) Heartbeats drumming fast, in the Beano street (Beano street) Black and red-striped heart skipping a beat Roger’s eyes aflame, with a dodgy spark (dodgy spark) Thought of Minnie and Dennis leaves a bitter mark (bitter mark)